When a self-righteous, arrogant so-and-so like Eliot Spitzer gets caught with his pants down (ahem!), it's just too hard not to join in the fun. Here's a good one:
I feel sorry for his wife and especially his daughters. As for the Guv, I figure, he made his bed, he can lie in it.
.. .oh, this is too easy. It isn't even fun.