This is Too Good Not to Share

I am not going to share (yet) the actual content of today's epiphany, but this opening paragraph of my journal entry is just to good to keep to myself:  

Today's Burning Bush is brought to you by Stoooopid.  I'm sitting here laughing my ass off and feeling like a dork, which is usually how I feel when an epiphany knocks me off my high horse, and then I realize it was so amazingly obvious, the fact that I didn't see before it only proves that I'm an idiot.