In the intervening years, we have continued to be amazed at how well the god of Lowe's takes care of the Lowe's patrons.
This morning was particularly bad. I actually saw a car almost hit an old couple, and it would have been TOTALLY the old peoples' fault. Fortunately, the god of Lowe's swooped in and stopped the car just in the nick of time.
The god of Lowe's is pretty awesome, but that kind of over-protectiveness seems to encourage people to behave irresponsibly.