If you want to preserve Christian values you might start with living like a Christian and not some racist asshole who can’t stand how many Muslims have moved into your neck of the woods or what your neighbor is doing in the bedroom. And if you want to preserve American values then don’t elect a President who condones torture. But if you want to stop the globalization of nations and the blending of the world’s population then use a condom, support Planned Parenthood and legalize gay marriage. Because those are the only things I know that actually don’t add to the growing population on this finite planet we call home.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Helen is feeling better .. and in fine form
Helen Philpot was sick for a while and hadn't been posting much. Lord, I missed her. For me she's kind of like a real-life Maxine, only politically edgier. She's back and in fine fettle. Here's my favorite part of her latest post: